Ok, so this year I must have a signiture thing. I have to say the shower has been my bestfriend in 2010. Here's the stories. Once upon a time there was a shower in the mountains. I was nice and big, glass so you could see through, a tile sitting area in it, and several heads. I was super drunk so I decided to give her a visit to take the edge off. I jumped in the shower and began to enjoy her company. I guess someone was attracted to her as well because they decided to pay her a visit too. I don't remember how and when they got in the shower, but after that, it was nothing but pure wetness everywhere. Can I blame it on the Alcohol, Hell yes. Will I only blame it on the alcohol, HELL no. Just like the alcohol made me attracted to the shower, so did this other person. I got out of the shower and headed to the bed and so did they. Some how the steam followed us. Although I had taken such a long shower, I woke up and felt so dirty afterwards. Reason being, the third party was a friend of an Ex. (THE WORST THING I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE) This past weekend, I went to Miami. Boy was this trip different. Lord knows I love to take long showers and I had the opportunity to take one on Sunday. So every Memorial weekend, we go to the Nude beach in Miami on Sunday. It was hot and I got sweat all over my body. Not only was I nasty, but I had sand all in my skin. When I was in the water, I met someone. We exchanged room numbers and decided to get out to have some personal time and exchange telephone numbers. After talking for a while, we knew that we would need to take a shower to get the filth off of us so we made plans to take one together. We got back and then we did just that. We helped each other get the dirt off of each others bodies and then we laid in the bed and talked. Unlike last time, I didn't feel dirty like the last time, I was nice and clean. I'm working on getting me a huge shower built in my next place. Anyone want to work on the floor plan with me.
