Famous Text.....

I hope I don't offend anyone by doing this, but I decided to post text that have been sent to me and text that I have sent that I consider to be pretty interest and to get people's minds flowing.

Forgive me friends and family.

1. " I was a little worried because they have the tendency to queen out when drinking sometimes"


2. "Did you know you have to buy tickets for the inauguration? "


3. "How is your love life? That may be the problem."


4. "U ok?"


5. "Night Buddy, we have a black president."


6. " So have you ever felt a touch that made everything ok?"


7. "Back in the days people were water hosed down trying to vote"


8. "Phil u really should chill"


9. "I started my escort business, LOL"


10. "I wanted to leave with you"


11. "Hey, I kn ow you have a lot going on personally/professionally, but I wanted to encourage you to remember all this is temporary and shall pass look to ur future."


12. "What time you want me to come over?"


13. "Bitch don't send me to vm, what time to be ova there"


14. "Find me some body to fuck"


15. "I hate niggas, sometimes they be on that bull"


16. "Its cool. It takes time to get to your goal. Make a checklist and take it one day at a time"


17. " I think I'm crazy and tired of dealing with dudes and stress right now"


18. "Nigga I'm drunk and these niggas want me to sweat them but I"m not"


19. "Hey, U don't love me anymore. U was on a date last night"


20. "I'm so mad. Maybe I'm meant to be single, its like nothing can be good for me. I think I find someone then here comes the bull shit. Maybe I'm meant to be a ho."


21. "I'm so over stuff, I'm really losing it"


22. "So lets get married, meet half way, and live in North Carolina."


23. "Hey, I can't help that unlike you, the way to my hear is not my ass, but my stomach"


24. "I let XXXXX do me last night. Have u ever used a fleet? It was painful and I have not used a fleet either. XXXXX and his friends was trying to convince me to do that cause they said it would be easier but I was like no, that is too much of being a bottom. Would u ever use one?"

I guess my text aren't as interesting as I thought they were.